Apr 13
2008
Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile www.statusuri.info
Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt www.statusuri.info
Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now. www.statusuri.info
Status4: I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep www.statusuri.info
Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought “Were the heck did my ceiling go? www.statusuri.info
Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!! www.statusuri.info
Status7: Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me www.statusuri.info
Status8: Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true somebody somewhere is thinking of you. www.statusuri.info
Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me every step of the way. www.statusuri.info Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?? www.statusuri.info
Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow. www.statusuri.info
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me “asl?” I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole. www.statusuri.info
Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself. www.statusuri.info
Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call “a floor” a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive. www.statusuri.info
Right now I’m dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music
Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now. www.statusuri.info
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Apr 13
2008
Status1:Theme words are my own..From my heart : I love you,I love you,I love you,I love you www.statusuri.info
Status2: Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion. www.statusuri.info
Status3LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one. www.statusuri.info
Status4:We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed. www.statusuri.info
Status5:We’ve walked on this earth many times together,perhaps for a moment,perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be. www.statusuri.info
Status6:So when our time on earth,once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again,and again and again. www.statusuri.info
Status7: A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb. www.statusuri.info
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Apr 13
2008
Status1-DND:It should be so weird to love with words , to kiss with words , to touch with words….but you can’t love,you can’t kiss,you can’t touch this words…. www.statusuri.info
Status2-BRB: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.www.statusuri.info
Status3-DND: Bat covoare cu ochiul mintii … www.statusuri.info
Status4-DND:don’t disturb unless I love you www.statusuri.info
Status5-BRB: Scrie scrie ca am log si vad mai tarziu www.statusuri.info
Status6-DND: Moderately Invisible www.statusuri.info
Status7-BRB:Fake-rii se aduna in turma si pasc iarba buna www.statusuri.info
Status8-DND: Ce statusuri aveti fratilor, v-ati facut cu totii filozofi! www.statusuri.info
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Apr 13
2008
Status1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
Status2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me every step of the way.
Status3. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’
Status4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on procrastination later.
Status5. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!
Status6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.
Status7. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds.
Status9. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile
Status10. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.
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Apr 13
2008
Status1. I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep
Status2. As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?
Status3. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
Status4. If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
Status5. I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!
Status6. Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me
Status7. Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
Status8. You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
Status9. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
Status10. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
Status11.At milking a cow.
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